Shit.

I was having a chat with this funny friend of mine when suddenly she said..

(BOLD: My Friend)

i think i go shit first
i leave this thing here ba

erm
wow u so straightforward ah
hahaha
erm go go

erm...
i shall excuse myself to go to the bathroom and whatever i do in there i think it's best for you not to know
lol~

sounds nicer