The Housefly.

During dinner time, my brother successfully killed a housefly. He picked it up (yeeks!) and showed us.

Brother: 看！它的眼睛很 cartoon leh!

We refused to look at it. He threw it out of the window. Mum asked him to wash his hand but he didn't. He simply brushed his hands against his shorts!

Mum: Li zi eh.. La sap si lang ah!
(you.. dirty until can die)

Brother: Housefly very clean one okay.

Mother: You know Housefly?

Brother: Housefly will bathe before going out okay!

Mother: Wah.. you know Housefly very well arh.

Brother: Ya lar!

Mother: Housefly even go for sauna, you know?

I almost choked.