1. How did you prepare for the exams?
a. Briskly reading through your notes a couple of times through.
b. Memorizing past-year questions and borrowing notes from the “smart people” in class.
c. Studying hard throughout the day, MSN hard throughout the night.
d. Burning midnight oil during the entire study break and spotting topics due to lack of time.
e. Took mostly non-examinable modules. Yeah!
2. What were your first words after your final paper?
a. That was challenging… and fun!
b. Quick, tell me, were your first 5 answers B, B, C, A, E?
c. Finally over! Wanna go mambo tonight?
d. Oh shit oh shit oh shit…
e. Zzzz. (Asleep at home after leaving the paper waaay before everyone else.)
3. What was your main concern during the holidays?
a. What subjects to take next sem.
b. All I want for Christmas is a place on the Deans List…
c. Meeting up with friends returning from overseas; Christmas/New Year’s Eve Parties.
d. Hoping your class participation will help to pull up your grade. Oh wait. You skipped most of your tutorials.
e. Sleeping. And Halo 2.
4. What is your estimated CAP score…
a. 4.8.
b. 3.99.
c. A steady 3.5.
d. Erm… pai seh lah…
e. I don’t know how to calculate my CAP score…
5. …and how often do you calculate it?
a. No need to calculate.
b. Repeatedly, desperately hoping that you’ll break that goddamn 4.0 barrier this sem.
c. Every now and then, but without being overly concerned.
d. Doesn’t dare to calculate.
e. See above 2e.
6. When did you start worrying about the exam results?
a. Haven’t worried about exam results since kindergarten.
b. In the aftermath of the exam, while feverishly going through your answers with friends.
c. When you received computer generated mail over NUS email account.
d. Before the exams started, after opening textbook for the first time.
e. Results? What results?
7. How do you discuss the impending release of results with your friends?
a. Confidently, safe in the knowledge that you’ve done well, again.
. Desperately convincing them that your essay was not out of point, and that you were merely trying to answer the question “in a different way”.
c. By planning a post-exam party.
d. Keep changing the subject whenever your pals broach the topic of exams.
e. No discussion whatsoever.
8. What will you be doing the night before the release of results?
a. Sleeping soundly, because you know the A’s are in the bag.
b. Looking through your yellowing question paper for the umpteenth time since the exams ended.
c. Going about your daily routine.
d. Lying awake in bed, hoping that other students will form the bottom of the bell curve.
e. Suddenly realizing you forgot to do the year end feedback, and will get results two weeks late. Doh!
9. What is your “checking-results” strategy?
a. Wait for Dean to send his personal congratulations on topping the cohort.
b. Set up camp in front of computer awaiting impending release, while simultaneously shitting your pants.
c. After you get home from Christmas shopping.
d. Wake up first thing in the morning, say a prayer, and cover your eyes while checking.
e. Through snail mail. (See above 8e)
Majority of my answers are D. Let's take a look at the results.
RESULTS
If you answered mostly D’s, you’re most likely to be MR./MS. C-.
Characteristics: Also about balance, but scales tip towards play rather than work. Fun-loving, some say hedonistic. New Year’s resolution of working harder is regularly unfulfilled.
During the semester: Spends large portions of the semester enjoying life. Despite a wake up call in the form of a bombed mid-term, you lose steam again until the study break. Copies friends assignments; skips lectures, sometimes tutorials. Has had the plagiarism act read out to him a couple of times.
Hobbies: Same as Average Joe, but with greater devotion.
Most visited NUS facilities: Dean's Office (for unfriendly chit chats)/Photocopying room.
Pet phrase: “Can I borrow your lecture notes? I didn’t attend…” Repeated almost weekly.
I admit sometimes my mind's like away on a holiday but I don't skip lectures and I only borrowed lecture notes for a few times only! I hang out in the photocopying room because I want to photocopy readings! 冤枉啊!
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